not really sexy though…
Waluigi usually just complains and lays around doing nothing when he’s depressed. I also grow stubble. You might not want to talk to a depressed me though.
Waluigi’s mansion by-TailsDaMan http://tailsdaman.deviantart.com/art/Waluigi-s-Mansion-345526394
Waluigi wasn’t ready to be spooked like that!
Wario would probably laugh. I think he would keep me but make fun of me. I wouldn’t let mario take care of me. I guess I would live the life of a waluigi child and listen to no one but do what I want. Probably end up in the mushroom kingdom juvenile hall.
Waluigi grew up. I now have the responsibilities of adulthood and no time for fun. Say did you hear? We’re supposed to get more snow! Talk about crazy eh johnny? Yup. Nothing like taxes.
Well Wario rents very “adult” DVDS to watch over the weekend. Waluigi doesn’t care to much for television unless its this show.
Go crazy and try to dig my way out. Waluigi always carries a spoon on him. You need to be prepared for situations like that or you’ll be left behind.
Well… eh… you should tell em that you have other goals like taking over the world. You can’t find time to date while taking over the world! Or you could practice magic and poof one up. Or you could do what I do and stand around and doing nothing and wait till someone ask you out… Waluigi’s been single his whole life though…